Dolores Taught Me How To Make Wings Out Of My Own Dandruff
And then she told me where to fly.
Month: June 2018
Taxi Driver’s Fridge Magnet Wisdom Only Good For Five Minutes
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor
Mary Lou Gives Martin A ‘Sick Burn’
FF leader's condition not thought to be serious, after undergoing tests in the burns unit
America Would Prefer A Faster Microwave To A Mars Mission
Why does America have to pay for everything?
Healy-Raes Launch ‘No Drink Left Behind’ Initiative
Brothers forced to deny 'pig-in-the-parlour' pronunciation, is an electoral gimmick
Lifelong Marxist Struggling To Cope With Mainstream Approval
My enemy's anomie, is my friend
Scientists Prove That If A Tree Falls In Trinity, It Makes Noise At Cabinet Table
Trinity graduates around the world make traditional preening noise, at mention of alma mater
‘Mission Accomplished,’ Man Who Never Courted Popularity Told
Colleagues unanimously agree, retiring co-worker totally nailed that one