Man Breaks Long Silence To Reveal He’s Totally Off His Tits

“Wow!” Stephen Higgins exclaimed this evening, as he roused himself from a forty minute stupor to ask ‘fellow traveller,’ Francis Lenihan, “Was I gone for long, there?”

“You were out for quite a while,” Lenihan said firmly, to conceal the fact that he had absolutely no idea how long either of them had been ‘away’ for.

“Jesus I am totally off my tits” Higgins said before again asking, “How long was I gone for?”

“A good twenty minutes,” Lenihan replied confidently, “I find the new strain will do that?”

“I needed it though,” Higgins sighed, “after the dogshit day I had”.

“Trouble at mill?” Lenihan inquired, as he opened another brace of Erdinger Weissbiers.

“Trouble with a capital T,” Higgins confirmed, adding, “those pigfuckers in HR will be the death a me”.

“They got a special place in hell for those bastards,” Lenihan agreed.

After checking their mobiles, they agreed they “might as well go again”.