Poll Finds All Politicians Hate The Public Support for the public at at it's lowest since polls were introduced
Supermac’s To Meet Cost Of Forged Letter Cover Up 28/08/2018 Already agreed to cover the cost of forging the letters.
Man Relieved He Has ‘Boner Fider’ Boner 25/08/2018 Turns out the 'top heavy' kid on daughter’s swim team over 18 after all
Halfway Through Famine Report, Newsreader Expresses Alarm Over Dry Skin 20/08/2018 Popular anchor's dermal disaster.
Attendant Can’t Wait For Gallery To Close, To Begin Licking Exhibits 15/08/2018 After a long day spent telling people not to touch the art, she really needs that
Lying, Racist, Morally Bankrupt MP, Surprise Favourite To Lead Tories 14/08/2018 Bookies astonished party set to pick another pig to lead it
Man ‘Totally Guarantees’ There Will Be No Gratuitous Nudity In His Screenplay 11/08/2018 Promises any intimate scenes will be 'integral to the storyline'
Senior Using Divider At Checkout Wise To Your Game, Buddy! 10/08/2018 Keep looking for a mark, mister, because you've struck out here.
Good Irish Times Review Ruins Another Restaurant 05/08/2018 Your bouche won't be 'amuse' when you see the price of this ruse.