People Who Clap When The Plane Lands Unable To Distinguish Between Paediatricians And ‘Peedeeyafiles’ 'Clappers' thought to be in the lower IQ percentiles
Woman Who Married Herself Files For Divorce, Citing ‘Irreconcilable Differences’ 22/09/2019 In other news, Castlebar man to marry his penis.
Garda Who’s Never Been Asked To Appear On Crimecall, ‘Wouldn’t Go Near Those Donnybrook Queers Anyway’ 16/09/2019 "Sure they're all riding each other in there".
Annoying Exchange Student Clicks His Fingers To Every Song On The Radio 13/09/2019 Even 'Ebony and Ivory'
Man Silently Praying His Wife Won’t Start Speaking ‘On Behalf Of All Women’ 09/09/2019 Translation: won't somebody think of the children.
Is The Syrian GP Who Makes Your Oat Milk Latte Still Crying About His Drowned Children? 02/09/2019 Help him move on by reducing his tip - it's what Margaret would have wanted.