Woman Would Definitely Ride ‘The Hot Priest’
Sideways, never mind 'front and back'!
Month: October 2019
The Gear I Brought Back From ‘The Dam’ In My Ass
You learn a lot about yourself when you have to decide how much of anything you can shove up your rectum.
Man Who Didn’t Suffer Fools Gladly, Was ‘Just Another Dick’
Prone to pique and pissfits.
Sinéad O’Connor Reportedly Strong Enough To Contemplate Another Two Week Marriage
The Husbands of Sinead O'Connor group warn against any further expansion of their number without extra funding
Man With No Shoes, Unmoved By Sight Of Man With No Feet
Firmly rejects any suggestion of causal link between other people's disabilities and his own mood
Without The Alcohol That Prevented Him Realizing All His Ambitions, Man Discovers He No Longer Has Any Ambitions
He's not entirely sure he has a personality either, if he's completely honest.
TD To Ask Dragons’ Den To Invest In His Political Dogwhistle
Because a wink is as good as a grudge.
Apparently Jeremy Corbyn’s Not A Statesman On A Par With These Three Goobers?
All the tory newspapers say so...
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