Given Rape Is No Longer An Offence In England & Wales, Is There Any Chance A Cell Could Be Found For A Sex Pest MP? Because there ought to be plenty of room...
Mayor’s Job “One Step Up From Being Town’s Most Colourful Drunk” 28/07/2020 Virtual mayoralty even worse than actual mayoralty.
New Doctor First Black Man To See Irish Woman’s Tits 28/07/2020 Private lives and high fives of Galway's suburban housewives.
‘Calm Down Love,’ Journalist Told After Asking ‘Hello, Is That The Garda Press Office?’ 27/07/2020 Smooth operator.
British Democracy Safe Johnson Says Because “I Never Let A Woman Urinate On Me Like Trump Did” 27/07/2020 Fat cats (pictured) say democracy in Moscow-on-Thames, safe as their off-shore accounts.
Stephen Collins Accuses Newton Emerson Of Being ‘Soft On Sinn Féin’ 24/07/2020 High ground vs high horse.
Scotland ‘Top Target’ For Political Interference By Johnson Regime 23/07/2020 Johnson personality cult brooks no opposition.
North Korea Furious As America Retakes No 1 ‘Joke-Leader’ Slot 20/07/2020 Decisive win for Trump over 'barking' North Korean leader, after extended period of leapfrogging in international ratings.