Trump’s Biggest Lie Visible From International Space Station 29/09/2020 He couldn't lie straight in bed.
Soldier Recalls Iraqi Kids He Gave Chocolate To Had ‘Ugly Sense Of Entitlement’ 25/09/2020 In the end, it just makes you bitter.
Woman Thinks “World Would Be A Far Better Place, If We Were All Just A Little Bit Nicer To Each Other” 22/09/2020 'Money won't make you happy' & and other excruciating banalities.
EU Country Says If EU Was Planning To Blockade Part Of It Then EU Country Would Probably Know About It 19/09/2020 Pinocchio PM strikes again!
Man Singing “Leave A Light On For Me” To Warn Wife He’ll Be Legless When He Gets In 18/09/2020 Antiphony epiphany.
Boy Hanging From Window Ledge Can’t Wait To See Which Superhero Saves Him 12/09/2020 A boy can dream, can't he!
Man Who Looks Like Shroud Of Turin Has No Idea Why He’s Stopped And Searched So Often 12/09/2020 This blue 'line' is pretty thin.
Deputy Noel Grievance ‘Still Waiting’ For Clarification On Inaccurate World Bank Figures 11/09/2020 Unable to sleep with worry.