White Woman Who “Knows” She Has To Be Better Than A Man To Succeed, Not So Sure A Black Woman Has To Be Better Than Her To Succeed It's called special pleading.
“Is This A Hill You Want To Die On?” Priest Asks 5-Year-Old Having Tantrum 24/11/2020 Because acting isn't hard, dying is hard.
Woman Was Under The Impression She Owned A Waterproof Jacket 23/11/2020 It ain't called driving rain for nothing.
Post Trump Stress Disorder Sweeps America 11/11/2020 The Orange Order is over but its effects will long be felt.
Giuliani Calls Narnia For Trump 04/11/2020 Says its 2,141 electoral college votes will carry him over the line.
Varadkar Appears In Zorro Costume For Dáil Statement 03/11/2020 Vows he will apologize to no one for his exceptional humility.
Ireland Says Thanks For Putting Us Back In Lockdown, Conspiracy Dicks 02/11/2020 Give yourselves a big pat on the back.