There Is No Such Thing As Luminous Prose, Man Screams At The Irish Times Still no word on the manuscript then...
Man Drinking In Airport Bar Has Seen Things He Doesn’t Want To Talk About, Ok? 14/03/2021 Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?
Don’t Make Same Mistakes I Made, Says Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall The Mistakes He Made 12/03/2021 Reckons he probably did it his way but...not entirely sure about that either?
Last Week’s Controversies Overtaken By New Ones, Just In Time For Angry Newspaper Columnists 08/03/2021 That was a close one!
We May Never Know The Truth, Says Minister Feeding Documents Into Paper Shredder 08/03/2021 Rejects suggestion the Green party is "just Fine Gael on bikes".
Harry To Oprah: ‘I Have No Idea What Our Dreams Are, Only Meghan Knows’ 06/03/2021 Meghan details couple's extensive wish list.
Queen’s Joke “Proves” She Hasn’t Lost Her Sense Of Humour 03/03/2021 Judging by unconvincing tabloid accounts of its 'famous' sharpness.