The Special Meaning Behind Biden’s Inauguration Outfit

The fashion industry, desperate as ever for relevance whenever it’s relegated to second place by events of real significance, yesterday poured over inauguration attendees’ outfits for “hidden messages”.

And sure enough, “Poignant statements” were detected in every hat, skirt, shoe & bra strap.

But the sartorial scribes missed the most empowering message of all in President Biden’s outfit.

A spokesman characterized it as, “setting down a marker that the president of the United States will no longer dress like a limousine driver for a budget strip club”.