QAnon Renames Itself QOnan After Poll Of Members Favourite Activity

A new poll of QAnon members’ hobbies, has found that a substantial majority of the Area 51 types, ‘premillennial dispensationalists’ and ‘insurrectionists’ who make up its members, prefer to be ‘left alone during their spare time’.

The news has not come as a surprise to anyone within or without the shadowy ‘guns & porn’ obsessed, far-right conspiracy cult.

The movement that ‘types with one hand’, is expected to rebrand once its logo has been redesigned.

“For that very reason,” an expert in online conspiracy theory said, “it might take a while?”