Kerryman Delighted It’s Raining In Dublin

Kerryman Paudie O’Sullivan spat with relish yesterday morning, after learning it was teeming down in Dublin while the sun was shining in Kerry.

“Tis about time,” he said, turning his flat cap around so the peak would keep the sun off his neck. “Those basthurds have everything stitched up”.

“Th’onee pity about it,” he observed sadly, “is that Cork is probably dry today too?”