Eric Trump Claims His Father Fought For His Country In Two Wars

Eric Trump has boasted that his father fought for the US in two wars and ‘plays for Team America’ in a video he posted online. The former president’s son tweeted “My father fought for this country in the Pussy War and also in not catching Venereal disease in Vietnam. So that’s two wars actually. Makes you think, doesn’t it? #owningthelibs #maga”.

The president’s son was unavailable for comment but ‘the Pussy War’ is thought to refer to the controversy caused by his father’s infamous claim that women let him “Grab ‘em by the pussy”. At the time, he claimed “The attacks on my father amount to an all out war”.

Veterans pointed to Trump’s history of medical deferments from military service, on the basis of bone spurs in his heels. One said “He fought hard to stay out of the military and even harder to keep his tax returns secret”. Trump has previously described avoiding sexually transmitted infections in the 1970s and 1980s as his “personal Vietnam.” This is thought to be the basis for his son’s claim that his father fought in Vietnam.

“Vietnam, Venereal disease,” an aide later explained, “they both start with V? So…”

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