Survey Finds Sex Life Of Rare Frog More Interesting Than Brexit

British voters find the sex life of the rare, brightly coloured Santa Fe frog, far more interesting than Brexit, according to a new survey. The poll showed that a majority of Leavers and Remainers alike believe Brexit has failed but most of them are sick of talking about it.

One woman tweeted, “You can’t trust them Brexit lot, they all bloody lied to us. But you know exactly where you stand with a horny frog!” The tiny, colourful, South American amphibian which is also known as the ‘leopard-print’ frog, lives underground and only comes out at night.

Another woman tweeted, “OMG!! I live underground in a basement flat I only go out at night and I always get lucky if I wear me leopard-print top!!!”

The courtship rite sees the male frog emerge after dark to call loudly from a pond, stream or swamp, before hopping back down their burrows with interested partners.

The documentary makers reported that the most common inquiry they received after the show was broadcast was, “Is it called dogging or frogging in South America?”