Fox Pleads With Public Not To Ignore Warning About ‘Woke Mobs’ From Man Who Beheaded His Own Father

Fox News today urged Americans “not to lose sight of the smaller picture”, as it reported on a ‘prophetic warning’ from a man who had just decapitated his own father.

Stressing that John Mohn had a lot of strong conservative law–and–order values like, ‘life should mean life’, the station stressed it would indeed be foolish to pay more attention to his MAGA/QAnon politics, than to his carefully calibrated advice.

“While it’s true that he posted a video in which he held up his own father Michael’s head in a plastic bag”, the station said, “attacked President Biden, BLM, the LBGTQ+ community and antifa activists, he also made a stirring call for America to protect itself from ‘rampaging far-left woke mobs’.”

“We ignore his warning,” the station solemnly advised, “at our peril!”