Noem Blames Woke For “Telling Our Children It’s Wrong To Blow A Puppy’s Face Off”

Kristi Noem has blamed ‘the woke agenda’ for the wave of horror that greeted her revelation that she’d once blown a puppy’s face off, simply because it got over excited when taken hunting.

Noem recounted how shortly after she’d shot the 14-month-old wire-hair pointer puppy, her seven year old daughter Kennedy got home from school and asked where ‘Cricket’ was.

“I explained to her that I love animals,” she said, “but sometimes it’s the kind of tough love that comes from the end of a barrel? Because I simply will not allow woke to get between me and a dog, a goat or a horse. If I think they’ve got it coming, they’re going to get it.”

The puppy executioner said she’d have been more than happy to give the dog away to an animal shelter, if any such thing existed. “I’d love to live in that kind of a world,” she said, “who wouldn’t? But unfortunately I have to live in the real world where we take care of our problems with guns. Just like I took care of cricket!”