Iran Hack Failed To Discredit Trump Because He’d Already Done The Job Himself

The FBI said today the attempt to hack the Trump campaign and discredit the former president failed because “there wasn’t any reputation left to discredit?”

“Basically,” one agent said, “Lucifer has more reputation left than Trump has”.

The bureau also revealed that Iran will likely demand compensation for the psychological damage done to the young hackers who had to wade through Trump campaign documents.

“We almost feel sorry for them?” one agent said, “you’ll find a more cogent political analysis on the walls of any public toilet than you’ll find in the Trump campaign’s files”.