Trump Says “Fluoride Stopped me Becoming A Vietnam Rambo”

Donald Trump today blamed fluoride and the Democratic party for “stopping me being a real-life John Rambo in Vietnam”. In a social media post, the former president said “they poisoned the water system, knowing full well it would lead to thousands of young men developing bone spurs. Young men who, like me, only wanted to serve their country with valor and distinction.”

 “Kennedy tells me it’s also the reason the worm in his brain became a pacifist? He says that’s why America lost the war. They weren’t defeated, they were betrayed!”

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is a long standing enemy of reason and conventional public health measures.