DUP Sectioned After Warning Of Dangers Of Intransigence

In a bizarre development, the entire Democratic Unionist Party (DUP) has been sectioned after warning the EU and Dublin governments against ‘intransigence’ in the Brexit impasse.

Mental health consultants admit they have no guidelines for this hitherto unimaginable scenario.

A spokesman for the mental health charity MIND, said ‘No one should have to face a mental health crisis alone but this is so bonkers, it looks like they’re beyond reach’.