Rapper TI Promises Daughter’s Hymen Check Will Be Biannual From Now On

The rapper TI (whose real name is Clifford Joseph Harris Jr.), has tweeted an “unequivocal apology” for the bizarre and disturbing comments he recently made about his teenage daughter’s body, adding “I can and will do better”.

“Just like I had to apologize after I said women were too emotional to be president, now I’m having to apologize again. This time for publicly boasting about forcing my teenage daughter to have her hymen checked annually by a doctor. But imma look on this as an opportunity to learn and grow? Cos I now realize how out-of-line that was and I’m happy to announce from now on, my daughter’s hymen will only have to be checked every two years.” #blacklivesmatter #staywoke #befree

Meanwhile, actor Tracy Morgan has issued a statement saying “damn nigga nuff’s enuff”. Morgan confirmed he is suing Harris for “trademark infringement” of his 30 Rock whackjob character, the idiot Tracy Jordan.