Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get

Screams of laughter greeted Kate Skehan’s account of her broken engagement to ‘the third most eligible bachelor in Mayo dentistry,’ Ambrose Kelleher.

The Westport solicitor was at a work do, she reminded a close friend’s hen pary, when she bumped into ‘the cavity king’ and he asked if there was any chance she would consider rekindling the relationship.

“If I were you I’d buy one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s This Smells Like My Vagina candles,” Skehan replied “because you won’t get so much as a sniff of it off me’.

She then reminded them that she had been forced to ditch “Amnesia Kelleher” after she overheard him repeatedly telling another woman that he was really ‘only kinda engaged?’

“Well she can’t say I didn’t put a ring on it,” Kelleher snapped when contacted.