‘BitchCoin’ Is Not Another Word For Alimony, Judge Tells Castlebar Man

Boston Family Court judge Jean McGovern told 34 year old Castelebar man Alan McHale today that he is not allowed enter the term ‘Bitchcoin’ on bank transfer slips, as a description of his monthly alimony payment.

“Well I ought to be,” the 34 year old developer said afterwards, “because Bitcoin’s worth a fortune and I’m paying that bitch a massive ransom in alimony. Bitchcoin is what I’m actually paying!”

“I’m practically a beggar on account a all the cash I give her,” the developer added.

His ex wife, Galway woman Lisa Flynn, was standing nearby, wearing a T shirt with a slogan that said, ‘The Bitch Is Back’.

“Try and get a picture of the ‘beggar’ sitting in his Lexus with his little fuckbunny,” she told reporters, “before he drives off?”