Have Your Breasts Explained By A Man Who Knows

A study has found that 48% of women say their bra is “too loose”, 29% say it’s “too tight” while 23% say they “just can’t wait to get home and take it off”.

Separately another study found 48% of women want larger breasts, 29% want smaller breasts while 23% say it depends on what they’re planning to wear tonight.

We asked a man scientist (in a white laboratory coat) to explain the results. He said, “The women in the first survey whose bras are too loose, are like those in the second survey who want larger breasts. What both really need is a smaller bra.

Similarly, the women in the first survey who say their bra is too tight, are like those in the second survey who want smaller breasts. What they really need is a bigger bra.

Meanwhile, the women who just can’t wait to get home and take their bra off, are like those who say it depends on what they’re planning to wear later, they know it doesn’t matter what size your tits are, you’re getting laid anyway!”