Boris Voted Britain’s Biggest Cockwomble

A new poll has found a clear majority of the public now view Boris Johnson as a ‘total cockwomble’.

A cockwomble is defined as a ‘foolish or obnoxious person, much like a shitgibbbon or a pisstrumpet’.

When asked to choose between describing the PM as a leader, a politician, a fantasist or a cockwomble, 72% opted for the latter description.

However this figure rose to 76% when people were shown a photo of Johnson giving the camera a Trump-style ‘thumbs up’.