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Millionth Woman Seeking Validation Asks Mumsnet ‘Am I Being Unreasonable?’

Millionth Woman Seeking Validation Asks Mumsnet ‘Am I Being Unreasonable?’

11/10/2019

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Ordinary Decent Liars of Fox News Furious With High-Profile Liars Of Fox News
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Bright Side Of The Road Closed Until Further Notice
America Agrees To Pay Reparations For Emily In Paris
Colossal Earthquake Obviously God’s Punishment For Some Minor Rule Breach
Taliban Ask Andrew Tate To Be New Minister For Women’s Welfare
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Unelected Millionaire To Tell Poor They’re Not Doing Poverty Right
Shop Assistant Too Wasted For Small Talk
Driverless Police Car, Chases Driverless Car
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Rees-Mogg Urges Leadership Contenders To “Keep It Creepy”
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Queen’s Death: Were The Jews Responsible?
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WWII Bomber On Moon Stolen By China
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Annoying Exchange Student Clicks His Fingers To Every Song On The Radio
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European Research Group Admits It’s Never Done Any European Research
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Fabric Of Rural Ireland To Be Turned Into Irish Dancing Costumes
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Man Who Fled Trial, Willing To Give Jury Benefit Of The Doubt
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Dog Shunned By Partner For Trying To Do It ‘Human Style’
America Remembers Last White Guy Who Could Cancel A Riot
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Woman’s Boss Has ‘A Right Flea Up His Hole’ This Morning
No Matter How Much Weight Susan Boyle Loses, She’s Never Going To “Look Like A Model”
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Scientists Prove That If A Tree Falls In Trinity, It Makes Noise At Cabinet Table
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Barman Curates Drinks Order
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Female Genital Mutilation In Ballinasloe
No Animals Harmed During Making Of Movie But Three Barbecued Shortly Afterwards
Man Admits That When He Said There Was Good News And Bad News, There Was Only Bad News
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Homeless Irishwoman Applies For Ukrainian Citizenship
Wagatha: Winner To Meet Amber Heard In The Final
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Say What You Like About Putin But At Least He’s A Christian Who Firmly Believes In The Death Penalty
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Film Critic Unmoved By Pre-Flight Safety Video
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Queen To Get Completely Wankered Tonight
People Who Once Objected To Presidential Visits, Now Demanding Presidential Visits
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Middle Aged Couple Who Hold Hands In Public Viewed With Suspicion By Neighbours
Sincerity Rears Its Ugly Head
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He Told Them He Was Finished But Then They Asked Him To Do ‘One Last Job’
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Mansplaining Continues, Despite Rising Panic In Woman’s Eyes
Healy-Raes Launch ‘No Drink Left Behind’ Initiative
Irish Emigrant Wonders If He Might Be Needed Back Home Anytime Soon
Kevin The Carrot Breaks His Silence
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People “Way Too Smart To Believe The BBC”, Way Too Stupid To Find It
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Man Feared For His Life When UFO Lights Dragged His Car Towards Dogging Spot
Doctors Hoping To Put A Human Heart Into Boris Johnson
DUP Want UK To Withdraw From The Enlightenment
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Woman Prepares Best Non-threatening Smile For Office Photo
Institute Of Axe Grinders Warns Against Bringing The Profession Into Disrepute
Now Look What You Made Me Do, Man Screams At Wife
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Is It Wrong To Say Miss Bum Bum Has ‘One Hell Of An Ass’?
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Amber Heard Found Guilty Of Witchcraft
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Irish Times Amazed By Irishman Living Abroad
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Senator Noone To Raise Awareness That “You Can’t Say Anything”
What To Do If You Feel Raped After Following A Woman Onto The Upper Deck Of A Bus To Watch Her Breastfeed
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Man Who Sees Dead People Everywhere Reminded He Works In A Morgue
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Man Unsure If Bruce Lee Can Continue To Defeat Larger And Larger Groups Of Opponents
New Brexit Deodorant Removes The Stench Of Racism
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Man Planning Selfless Act Surprised By How Much Self He Actually Has
I Like To Think Of Us As One Big, Happy Family, Says CEO Who’s About To Fire Everyone.
Black Lives Matter Ennis Threaten To Make Town ‘Ungovernable’ If America Does Not Change
Parish History Omits Time Fr Mike Blew The Bingo Fund At The Galway Races
Buy A ‘Vagina Candle,’ Woman Tells Ex, Because That’s As Near As You’ll Get
“Balcony Bingo? Sure It Writes Itself!” Cackles Roddy Doyle
‘Michael Jackson Did It All The Time,’ No Excuse For Rubbing Your Balls In Public, Judge Tells Castlebar Man
Fair City Extra Recalls Time Gaybo Completely Ignored Him In A Lift
Coronavirus “God’s Punishment” For Letting Gay Couple On DWTS
Without The Alcohol That Prevented Him Realizing All His Ambitions, Man Discovers He No Longer Has Any Ambitions
Ritual Of Bridesmaid Claiming She’s Breaking With Tradition By Making A Speech, Already Underway
Man Who Didn’t Suffer Fools Gladly, Was ‘Just Another Dick’
Kid Who Had To Wait A Year For A Wheelchair, Would Probably Have Grown Out Of It By Now Anyway
Millionth Woman Seeking Validation Asks Mumsnet ‘Am I Being Unreasonable?’
New Marine Can’t Wait To Torch A Village For America
Man Praying His Wife Won’t Start Speaking ‘On Behalf Of All Women’
What To Do When A Himalayan Salt Lamp Doesn’t Cure Your Depression
Dog Tries To Hump Woman More Than Husband Does
Win A Magical Weekend For Two At The Red Cow Inn
Postman Still Calling It The Gurmet Tart Co
Man Thinking Of Buying Expensive Notebook In Case It Ever Turns Out He’s A Writer
Fruit Sellers Demand End To High Speed Car Chases
Endless Glamour Of Airline Travel Finally Getting To Ryanair Cabin Crew
Mother Keeps Asking To See ‘Pearl Necklace’ Daughter Got For Valentine’s Day
Anything Man Knows About Women He Learned The Hard Way
Man Thinking Of Giving Up Alcohol For November Soon
Couple Planning Family Newsletter From Dog’s Point Of View
Man Breaks Long Silence To Reveal He’s Totally Off His Tits
Wedding Planner Referring To Guests As ‘Civilians’
Woman Singing ‘Private Dancer’ Confident She’d Make An Excellent Prostitute
We Built This City On Rock’n’roll Defence Ruled Inadmissible In Court
Man Singing In Shower Pretty Sure He’s Multitasking
Woman Just Putting That Ballymaloe Sauce On Everything Now
Actress Whose Mother Is Her Best Friend, Tells All
Halfway Through Famine Report, Newsreader Expresses Alarm Over Dry Skin
Fucking Your Kids Up, Still No 1 Parenting Mistake
Man Whose Wife Is His Best Friend, “Definitely Having An Affair”
Lying, Racist, Morally Bankrupt MP, Surprise Favourite To Lead Tories
Man Singing In Shower Pretty Sure He’s Multitasking
Attendant Can’t Wait For Gallery To Close, To Begin Licking Exhibits
Lifelong Marxist Struggling To Cope With Mainstream Approval
Lying, Racist, Morally Bankrupt MP, Surprise Favourite To Lead Tories
Man’s Penis Feeling More Like A Swinger Than A Soulmate Tonight
Taxi Driver Unsure Exactly Which Mansion Asylum Seeker Lives In
Spike In Panic Attacks, Following €65m Cannabis Seizure
Study Finds Most Americans Killed By ‘Acts Of God,’ Live In Bible Belt States
Don’t Make Same Mistakes I Made, Says Alcoholic Who Can’t Recall The Mistakes He Made
Man Just Following His Pecker Around
Wife Cancelled Date Night Even Though Husband Had Already Brushed Teeth
Dog Dragging Its Balls Along Carpet ‘Understands Every Word Woman Says’
Wife Says All Husband Does Is ‘Make Carbon Dioxide’
Asian Couple Name Son “CEO Amir Patel” To Give Him ‘Headstart In Business’
Eamon ‘I, Robot’ Ryan
‘Calm Down Love,’ Journalist Told After Asking ‘Hello, Is That The Garda Press Office?’
Incredible New Anti-Snoring Device Takes Ireland By Storm
Man Singing “Leave A Light On For Me” To Warn Wife He’ll Be Legless When He Gets In
Turns Out Mass Death Is Worse For Economy Than Mass Unemployment
Mayor’s Job “One Step Up From Being Town’s Most Colourful Drunk”
New Doctor First Black Man To See Woman’s Tits
Indian Waiter Faints After Customer Orders Dessert
Man Relieved He Has ‘Boner Fider’ Boner
Her Majesty Will Be Offended If I Don’t Get A Window Seat, Donaldson Tells Stewardess
Vaccinated Woman Claims Zombies Just Run Past Her Now
The Ballad Of Brave Sir Jeffrey
Support For A Border Poll To Be Made A Hate Crime
Johnny Skunk And Mary Gargle’s Romance ‘Is Growing All The Time’
True Value Of The Sun Was Always Zero
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Re-enactment Society Just Cover For Bondage Club
Castlebar Man Not Sold “A Gay Computer”
Jagger Denies ‘Satisfaction’ To Be Used In Viagra Commercial
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