Coronavirus Moved By Support Received In Fight Against You-Know-Who

New polls reveal an overwhelming majority are praying its most high profile victim to date will survive the virus, so that he can suffer from the variety of long term health issues that have plagued so many others.

A spokesman for the virus said it was “deeply moved by all those who’d sent their ‘thoughts & prayers’ at this difficult time”.

Karma also released a statement saying that it would “forever be in Covid-19’s debt, for providing such a textbook illustration of its mission statement”.