Democrats Too Busy Worrying If They’re Being Unfair To Somebody, To Get Their Act Together

Democrats across America today continue to play the liberal’s favourite parlour game: But Are We Being Unfair To Somebody, Somewhere?

Senators are meeting in private this afternoon, to discuss whether the party is being unfair to Joe Manchin who has merrily blown up Joe Biden’s legislative plans for over a year.

Meanwhile conservatives have been working flat out since 2020, to fill every state office in the country with howl-at-the-moon Trump supporters.

A White House spokesman said Democrats’ first concern was best summed up in the motto, “First do no harm”.