Watching TV With The Curtains Open, Voted Ireland’s Pet Peeve

A new poll has found Ireland’s pet peeve is “those weird fuckers who watch TV every night with the curtains open”.

The poll which was conducted by post leaving cert pupils at Galway’s community college, was carried out by mobile phone. A methodology that puts it firmly in the ‘professionally robust enough to be used by The Sunday Independent’ category.

While polling was focused entirely in the Galway area, the pupils are confident they can use its findings to estimate national preferences and reduce assignment time, accordingly.

Survey leader and Galway skateboarding legend, 18 year old Rory ‘story’ Storey, posted the results on his facebook page this evening.

Seventeen of the 20 people who answered their phone said they thought ‘open curtain’ watchers ‘Probably had somebody tied up in their shed/basement’. 

The remaining three said, ‘They probably get off from having people look in at them’.