Bush Complains He Called Trump Weird Long Before Walz

George ‘Dubya’ Bush, the second biggest schmuck ever elected president, has complained he’s never given credit for being the first to “call that crazy sumbitch weird”.

Speaking to reporters from his ranch where he claimed to be both ‘clearing scrub’ and ‘taking care of bidness’, he pointed out he was widely overheard to have remarked “Well that was some weird shit”, after Trump’s inaugural speech.

“Everybody heard me say it. But they all just sniggered. Then years later Tim Walz says it and suddenly he’s a genius. Laura (Bush) says it’s so unfair?”

Unlike his super sinister vice-president Dick “Vader” Chaney, Bush has refused to endorse the Harris-Walz ticket but insisted it was “high time” he was given credit for being the first to point out what was now clear “to absolutely everyone, even scientologists”.

“What’s he complaining about,” Elon Musk fumed on twitter, the network supposedly known as X, “on his very first day in office, Donald made him look like Einstein by claiming to have had ‘the largest inauguration attendance ever’. Kids today have no idea what a moron Bush is and that’s entirely down to Mr. Trump.”

Trump responded by tweeting, “Elon, please don’t hold your breath while standing by to act as my silent witness again?” A likely reference to how little he allowed him to speak while he was supposedly interviewing the former president on twitter last month.