Giuliani: “As A Lawyer, I’m Not Obliged To Tell The Truth”

An angry Rudy Guiliani let fly at the media today when asked why he’d lied about voter fraud, reminding them he’d ‘taken a sacred oath’ not to tell the truth. “Not that you people would know anything about honour, character or truth,” he said. “Is there any hair dye running down my face now?” he continued, his voice rising to a scream, “no there isn’t but you bastards won’t report that, will you!”

Giuliani’s admission that he’d lied, came after a review panel recommended his license be revoked for aggressively pursuing the false claims Trump made about his defeat by Joe Biden.

“And by the way,” he snarled at one reporter, “I didn’t tell ‘lies’, I made ‘false statements’? They’re two very, very different things and you’d know that, if you knew anything about the law”.

When asked if he was now making ‘false statements’ about having told lies, the former federal prosecutor began screaming profanities about animal genitalia and the reporter’s mother.