Guy Changes His Underwear Every Month Now!

A man who has received the ultimate gift for men – a new pair of boxer shorts every month – says it has transformed his life, as it means “I’ll never have to wash my underwear again”.

“He never did anyway,” the woman who gave him the subscription to ON THAT ASS said “but by signing him up, I can improve the general air quality around him and improve the chances of him developing a fixation on some other woman?”

The woman said the excited way he greeted the arrival of the first pair of fresh shorts, reminded her of how she felt bringing her aging family dog to the vet to be put down.

“Rex was tremendously excited too? Pathetically grateful to receive the new toy whose only purpose was to conceal the true meaning of the car trip we were all taking?”