I Am Lord Ross Of Enniskerry

I am Lord Ross of Enniskerry

I’m partial to a glass of sherry

Only one ( or things get blurry )

I can’t drive when I am merry.

I am proud and rather stately

And I care not very greatly

What you say, or what you do

I’m Lord Ross, who are you?

I am Lord Ross, the people’s friend

A patrician air to things, I lend

There is no plan I won’t amend

To serve my own constituents’ ends.