Warning: Ireland In Danger Of Missing Out On ANOTHER World War!

The renowned public intellectual and former Fine Gael MEP Brian Hayes issued a stark warning to supporters of Irish neutrality today when he reminded them that “if Ireland can’t be bombed during another world war, we’ll all know who’s to blame.”

Hayes who is once again at the heart of his party’s campaign to persuade voters to abandon neutrality, called on the public to ‘ignore the scaremongering going on about the risks of joining a military alliance’.

“If we’re not very careful’,” the fearless iconoclast warned, “we could miss out on all the action, next time the jolly old balloon goes up.

The Fine Gael firebrand said “There are those who make wild claims that simply because we are part of a military alliance, we could be sucked into a regional war or even another world war”.

“As if joining a military alliance could ever lead to something like that! After all, it’s not like it’s 1914 or 1939 – this is 2023!”

“We have to take a more mature approach,” Hayes smirked sanctimoniously, “and have a more honest debate.”