Incredible New Anti-Snoring Device Takes Ireland By Storm

My husband David is the perfect husband.

And we just clicked in bed from our first night together! He’s such a funny guy, the man I always dreamed I would marry.

But our relationship soured when he started to snore so badly he kept me awake all night.

That’s when I saw an advertisement for this handy gadget that removes all the soft nasal tissues that cause snoring, in two easy snips.

Dave hasn’t snored since and the doctor says I’ll be able to see him soon but only through a glass screen.

“I know you’re trying to protect me from covid-19,” I told him, “but there’s no need to keep me locked up like this.”

“Yes there is,” he said through the glass and he just walked off.

He’s nearly as funny as my Dave!