Ireland Says Thanks For Putting Us Back In Lockdown, Conspiracy Dicks

Ireland is being urged to Light A Candle For All The Dicks That Put Us Back In Lockdown.

The initiative is to honour “all those whose insistence ‘masks don’t work’,” has helped proved beyond any doubt that they do.

Never before, a spokesman said, have so many halfwits, done so much harm, to the whole country.