Minister Has Nothing Left To Hide Because “The Bloody Media” Have Seen To That

Minister Has Nothing Left To Hide Because “The Bloody Media” Have Seen To That

Minister Robert Troy addressed the media this evening with a statement designed to clear the foul air emanating from his property portfolio. “I have absolutely nothing to hide,” he snapped, “because you lot have already seen to that!”

After a brief pause, he continued. “You’ve all been demanding I sing like a bird, so that’s just what I’m going to do. Some of you may know the lyrics, feel free to join in?” At that point, the backing track to a familiar ABBA tune began to play over the public address system in Buswell’s Hotel.

I’m nothing special,” the minister sang, “in fact I’m a bit of a bore
If I tell a joke, you’ve probably heard it before
But I have a talent, a wonderful thing
My property interests are totally bling

I’m so grateful and proud
All I want is to sing it out loud
”.

The press were open mouthed as he built to the chorus and then began ‘high kicking’ along to the music.

So I say thank you for the moolah, the till is ringing
Thanks for all the joy it’s bringing
Who can live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a con or a scam, what are we?
So I say thank you for the moolah
For giving it to me
”.

Afterwards the media remained so flabbergasted, the minister had plenty of time to slip away while doing ‘jazz hands’.