“Nazis” Working Closely With Israel To Evacuate Jews

Human rights observers say the “Nazis” that Vladamir Putin claims are running the Ukraine, appear to be working very closely with the Israeli government to evacuate Jews.

The news caused America’s top neo-Nazi David Duke to denounce Volodomir Zelenskiy as “a Jew” but he hurriedly retracted this when Moscow angrily denied Zelenskiy was a Jew. ( Duke lived in Russia for five years and has publicly backed the Russian president. )

Meanwhile a spokesman for President Zelenskiy issued a statement saying “What’s Duke’s point? Everyone knows the Ukraine is the first country other than Israel to have a Jewish head of state and a Jewish head of government. Just like everyone knows Putin is a neo-Nazi.”

He shook his head before adding, “It’s a real shame we’re at war with people like this? If only it were a battle of wits.”