Nobody Knows What Colour The Sky Is, On Marjorie Taylor Greene’s World

Scientists are scrambling to gather data on the baffling new planet the rightwing extremist lives on, after Greene’s private beliefs began to reach a wider audience this week.

This follows the discovery of a Facebook post in which Greene states that a ‘space laser’ controlled by a Jewish family, started the devastating California wildfire.

Early reports indicate Greene is wreathed in a toxic disc of methane gas that prevents even the republican party from reaching her.