Obscure Satire Site Pathetically Proud Of Bible Ban ‘Prediction’

The obscure flatlining, generic-humour site CatMelodeonNews, today crowed about a ‘prediction’ it claims has “first division satire sites like TheOnion and WaterfordWhispersNews, quaking in their boots”.

“Life Imitates CatMelodeonNews,” the site screams, painfully stretching a coincidence that saw a hamfisted stab at where America’s book banning controversy might finally end up, into claims that the site had ‘predicted’ Utah’s move to “ban the bible”.

“You Read It Here First!”, the site brags, along with other boasts like “Bullseye” and (worst of all), “CatMelodeonNews is the connoisseur’s choice!”

Finally, in a move that only serves to demonstrate just how desperate these people are for “the validation mother never gave them”, the so-called ‘satire website’ includes a link to the original story at the bottom of the page.