Quarantine Means “The Terrorists Have Won”

The airline industry’s angriest man was beside himself this evening, as he chained himself to the Mannekin Pis sculpture in Brussels.

“Yes, I know it’s a phucking futile gesture,” he snarled “but I want to piss on Brussels too”.

Mark my words, he shouted, if this attack on our freedom is allowed to stand, Ryanair will have to charge passengers whose luggage goes round the baggage carousel more than once, an extra euro per bag.

“Otherwise,” he said, pulling the ‘gimpy face’ expression he uses to imply something is out of his hands, “the terrorists have won!”