People Complaining About Jobs Moving To Europe, Don’t Understand That’s Just How Brexit Works

An English businessman says employees who are unhappy because they lost their jobs when he moved his factory to Europe, “simply don’t understand how Brexit works”. Brexit-backing Ed Symes said in a radio interview today, “It really irritates me whenever I hear people talking Brexit down? You never hear the French or the Germans complaining about Brexit, I wonder why that is…”

“It’s probably because no French or German factories are moving to Britain,” shop steward Duncan Wright said. “I thought Brexit was supposed to protect jobs, not close factories and throw people on the dole?”

Symes then chuckled that “If Duncan just stopped for a moment to think, he’d realise there’s always a perfectly good ‘Breason’ for every Brexit decision.“

“Bred Symes is just another Bridiot who’s talking Brexcrement,” Wright replied, “because Brexit has caused a Brexodus of British jobs. So many in fact that people are starting to Bregret voting for it”.