Scotus Says It Will Put Trump Back On Ballot Later Today

Breaking News: The Supreme Court has announced it will put Donald Trump back on the Colarado ballot later today “And can you all please stop dicking him around like this because we’re trying to get him elected?”

Justice Clarence Thomas warned that his wife was losing patience with efforts to interfere with the election campaign and that if they continued she and the other justices might have to decide the outcome of the election before November.

“Gin’s terrific fun,” he added, “but she will not stand idly by and let people who don’t understand what’s at stake, take part in the democratic process!”