Supreme Court Overturns Debate Result

The Supreme Court said last night’s debate result was “exceptionally disturbing” and could not be allowed to stand.

Vice President Kamala Harris was widely judged to have eviscerated Donald Trump by the public and pundits from both parties.

The decision was welcomed by Donald Trump who accused Vice President Kamala Harris of “repeatedly contradicting me”.

“As a consequence of this judgement,” Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr. wrote, “the result of the previous debate which Donald Trump was widely seen to have won by default, has been reinstated”.

The court mandated that a new debate be hosted in October by Fox News. It is to be pre-recorded and fact-checked by Ginni Thomas and Sean Hannity with assistance from an ‘expert panel’ consisting of MyPillow CEO Mike Linders, Rudy Giulianni, Elon Musk and Steve Bannon.

The court also stipulated that the result of the October debate is to be released 24 hours beforehand, “just to make sure there are no more screw-ups like last night?”