Actions Of Three Americans Create Enough Carbon Emissions To Kill One Person, Study Finds, But It’s Never Donald Trump

The actions of three average Americans will create enough planet-heating emissions to kill one person, a new study has found.

The analysis draws upon several public health studies to conclude that the greenhouse gases that the actions of three average Americans pump into the atmosphere – beyond the 2020 guidelines – will cause the premature death of one person but sadly, it will never be Donald Trump.

The figures were immediately dismissed as “a gross underestimate”, by advocates of gun control.

A statement from The Third Way thinktank pointed out, “Frankly, all too often the actions of a single gun-owning American, are enough to kill everyone at their workplace.”