Trump Blames Loose Dentures For Making Him Sound Like Daffy Duck

The Trump campaign has added ‘loose dentures’ to the list of things it says were responsible for making the former president sound like Daffy Duck during his two hour snorefest with Elon Musk.

Initially, the campaign flatly denied he’d sounded like he had a dick in his mouth. But today Trump himself u-turned to say his voice was “somewhat different and strange due to the complexity of modern-day equipment and cellphone technology”. Asked what that meant, a campaign insider said Trump had privately complained that loose dentures were to blame.

This clashed with Musk’s equally unlikely claim that X – the social media platform everyone still calls twitter – was the victim of a cyber-attack that delayed the start of his “conversation” with Trump.

Musk also “sincerely thanked” the former president for not reminding people of the equally disastrous attempt he’d made to launch Ron DeSantis nomination campaign on Twitter last year.

During their “conversation”, Musk rarely got the chance to do more than grunt his approval of each clueless claim Trump made. Until they reached the point where he was asked to agree that “Kamala would never have this conversation”.

“I agree”, the man-child squeaked happily.