Trump’s Arlington Visit Made The Dead Spin in Their Graves – Official

Donald Trump’s visit to Arlington was disturbed by the unholy sound of the dead spinning in their graves, a cemetary official said today .

In a statement, Arlington National Cemetery said it had been concerned about the unforeseen consequences of a visit by a man with such a tremendous contempt for the military.

“But we didn’t expect the ground to shake,” the official said, “or him to interpret it as an endorsement of his candidacy?”

Trump later said “a disgraceful event occurred today while I was visiting the Arlington Sucker’s Club to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Loser?”

“I got a tremendous reaction from the war dead who literally tried to climb out of their graves to canvas for me but of course, Comrade Kamala Harris ordered Arlington to stop them. So sad!”