Vaccinated Woman Claims Zombies Just Run Past Her Now

Castlebar woman Della Kilroy today confirmed that she hasn’t been attacked by screaming zombies once, since she got vaccinated.

The 27 year old nurse said that now that she’s had her shots and doesn’t need a mask, they don’t bother her anymore.

Kilroy added that local madman Gerry Beaton had walked right past her earlier before letting out a scream of rage at a mask wearer he’d spotted on the far side of the street.