Vance – How Nice It Is To Have An American Leader I No Longer Compare To Hitler?

In the wake of Donald Trump’s clumsy attack on Kamal Harris’s biracial heritage, his running mate JD Vance has come out fighting in defence of his boss, by reminding everyone just how nice the man he once compared to Hitler really is.

Vance said “I want to put something on the record now, I was utterly wrong to describe President Trump as ‘America’s Hitler’.”

“I’m a plain speaking kinda guy,” he told reporters, “because I won’t say one thing today and the exact opposite tomorrow, like all those rich Washington-insider types in the Democratic party.”

“So when I tell you that I was also wrong to call him ‘a moral disaster’, ‘a total fraud’ and ‘a cynical asshole like Nixon’, you can take that to the bank!”

However the senator left abruptly without responding, when asked to name the bank he was referring to.