We Used To Have An Empire Says Englishman Whose Car Won’t Start

Martin ‘You lost, get over it’ Fisher ‘grinaced’ at the next door neighbours, as he failed once again to coax his car engine to life.

“Bloody foreign cars,” he shouted at them through a hastily opened window, “and to think, we used to have an empire!”

Mark and Mandy Wainsford nodded nervously, as they hurried towards the Leighton Buzzard railway station.

“You’re always moaning”, Jill Fisher said, “you know what that makes you, don’t you?”

“No dear,” Fisher replied, absentmindedly.

“A Remoaner, darling?”