Marie Kondo To Spend More Time With Her Money "The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up" - Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The Minister For Lip Service To Broken Promises Will See You Now 26/01/2023 Turn left at the Office for Foot Dragging and Kite Flying?
Fish Put Back In Water After Being ‘Abducted By Aliens’ 22/01/2023 They could be watching us right now!
Motorcyclist Thrown Over Handlebars Still Experiencing Amazing Sense Of Freedom 20/01/2023 He's never experienced so much freedom!
Stoner Loner’s Painful Boner, Leads To Prolonged Epic Moaner 14/01/2023 If he'd had a girlfriend, he could have shown her?
Nobody Knows More About Contempt Than I Do, Enoch Burke Tells Court 13/01/2023 Or involuntary celibacy...
“My Personal Healthcare Choices Should Be As Private As My Wife’s Tax Affairs Once Were” – Sunak 09/01/2023 Just another winter's tale!
Man Who’s ‘Not Getting Anything Off This New Weed’, Just Passed Out 07/01/2023 Somebody should tell his face?